Last week I purchased a bottle of vitamin E for Jared’s lip. When Jared went to retrieve it to use it it was missing-and nowhere to be found. Which leads me to a story about vacuuming. Yesterday I was vacuuming the living room and noticing that our usually powerful vacuum wasn’t even picking up feathers. I did a basic inspection and determined that it wasn’t plugged with anything because I could see light shining through all of the hoses. I changed the bag and tried again. When that didn’t work I got out a screwdriver and began a more through inspection which lead me to, you guessed it, a bottle of vitamin E neatly crammed inside the deepest bowels of our vacuum. I’ll give you one guess how it got there.