The other night Jared and the kids were running around the house playing a game called "monsters."  The kids get all dressed up in the silliest clothing that they can find.  Then they just run around.  That's pretty much it.  During a particularly silly time I saw Harriet disobey.  I immediately told her to go into timeout.   She looked at me very sweetly and said, "But I'm a monster and monsters don't go in time out."   What was I to say?