Jared's iPhone was on the fritz and he's been waiting for his contract to end so that he could get a working phone again.  It arrived yesterday and Dale indifferently said of Jared's new phone, "I have a cell phone Dad...it's red." Some of it's features

• It's never dropped a call.
• Reception everywhere, one button and you can call "Hobo."  He always answers on the first ring.
• Appears to have iTunes because another button plays a song.
• Phone is distinct from all friends, never a mix up when out playing.  You is always clear which one is "MINE."
• Camera has a feature that turns every picture into a photo of a monkey and a hippo, always in focus, clicking sound is very satisfying.
• Indestructible, withstands being dropped, thrown and chewed on.
• Does not need to be charged.

Here she is in the garden photographing flowers and veggies.