Amphibian Ethnic Cleansing
October 18, 2009 | by Rachel
Harriet has developed an insatiable hatred for the amphibians in our house. She repeatedly gathers them and forcibly deports them to time- out where they gather in fear of what she might do. She has isolated the amphibian class for deliberate removal using any means possible. Her cruelty and disregard for their rights has drawn the attention of the United Nations. She is currently under investigation. Teddy-Bear and Kitty-Cat are also being investigated for their part in these crimes.